Party Tricks

Who can stand on one leg whilst whistling Ave Maria the longest. Who's sack of coal will fall first? Who can inflate a car tyre with the least number of breaths after eating a box of cream crackers?

Hypochondriacs

Mr. & Mrs. Crowsfeet belive they suffer from the following ailments- night starvations, depression, pimples, gippy tummy, beadle's bottom, lumps, piles, pips, boils, night sweats, heat rash, chills, jitters, fritters, swollen clack, scurf, dire ear, drippy nose, fallen arches, saggy fetlocks and mumps.

Cinema

Remarkable new developments in 3-D film is shown at the Regal. Audience stampede crushes popcorn and fizzy drink concession into mush.

Owl House Is A Very Nice House

Some owls getting together for a hootenanny.

You Can't Have Enough Fruit

"Hey, Danny, there's fruit on the TV again!"

Red Peril

Christmas TV wouldn't be the same without Chairman Mung and Funny Bean Machine.

TV Goo

Harnessing television in the production of synthetic tripe.