Friday, November 28, 2008

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Bob Wolf


And thus it was
Bob found a friend
Someone to talk to as they strode
For such a journey can be lonely
And as they walked they talked of black snow
They spoke of the cheap hotel room
And the tin trumpet used as a po

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Friday, March 21, 2008

Party Tricks


Who can stand on one leg whilst whistling Ave Maria the longest. Who's sack of coal will fall first? Who can inflate a car tyre with the least number of breaths after eating a box of cream crackers?

Hypochondriacs


Mr. & Mrs. Crowsfeet belive they suffer from the following ailments- night starvations, depression, pimples, gippy tummy, beadle's bottom, lumps, piles, pips, boils, night sweats, heat rash, chills, jitters, fritters, swollen clack, scurf, dire ear, drippy nose, fallen arches, saggy fetlocks and mumps.

Cinema


Remarkable new developments in 3-D film is shown at the Regal. Audience stampede crushes popcorn and fizzy drink concession into mush.

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Owl House Is A Very Nice House


Some owls getting together for a hootenanny.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

You Can't Have Enough Fruit


"Hey, Danny, there's fruit on the TV again!"

Red Peril


Christmas TV wouldn't be the same without Chairman Mung and Funny Bean Machine.

TV Goo


Harnessing television in the production of synthetic tripe.